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The Elitist Bitch Customer at Home Depot

During my trip to Home Depot this morning I couldn’t help but noticing an older gentleman in his late 50′s to early 60′s working there.  At the time I came across him he was trying to assist a woman

approximately the same age as him.  As he was working to help this woman  I couldn’t help but hear her say in the most condescending tone “Are you sweating” and by the tone of her voice this man’s

perspiration disgusted her.  As I started to pay closer attention to the woman and the situation it was pretty clear to me this woman based on her clothing, general attitude, and tone had probably never done a days worth of

manual labor in her life.  If I had the chance again I probably would have intervened in this situation.  I might have said something along these lines.  “Yes, this gentleman is sweating it’s what happens when

you earn an honest living”.  It amazes me how out of touch some people are with the reality that exists around them.  You think you’re better than me lady because you don’t sweat for a living?  Policeman,

Firefighters, Soldiers yeah they all sweat too lady I hope you never need their assistance because I’m sure it will be unappreciated as well.

A BLD Approved Product

This is delicious

April Fools Jokes

Ladies telling a guy you are pregnant on April Fools day before he realizes what day it is. #causeofdeath

The BLD I’m not going to kiss your Ash!

Why all these pretty women want to put that cigarette in their mouth??? Not trying to kiss an ash tray.

My Future’s So Bright

The BLD’s Bracket

Piano Movers

Piano moving day the ONE day you graciously welcome the Mormons into your home. “Say there Elders grab a corner, bend your knees, and straighten your backs. You’ve been called to serve today!”

You Can Learn Alot from a Big Mac

Awkward

Never watch the movie “Friends with Benefits” with your parents  Awkward…with a capital “A”

Shit My Dad Says Really

“Where you been?  Cattin’ around”

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